Once upon a time, there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.
But, there was a problem. Everything that the princess touched would melt. Metal, wood or stone. Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The king was despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, 'if your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition.
Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt in her hands, would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
3 young prince took up the challange.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sad.
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought that diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince appraoched, and he told the princess, 'put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And, it did not melt!
The king was overjoyed. Everyone in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess, and they all lived happily ever after.
Question: What then, was inside the prince's pants?
M&M of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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